no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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