): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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