come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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