Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
The beers last night were like the tears from god
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
