The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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