I'm drive I can fine osifer
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Idk if I want to put a bra on
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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