Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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