There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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