this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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