pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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