Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
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The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
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If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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