We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
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I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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