i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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