So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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