If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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