piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.