Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.

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(619): View more from California

let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out

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(703): View more from Virginia

No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.

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(541): View more from Oregon

side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food

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(323): View more from California

This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.

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(518): View more from New York

I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.

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