I can't breathe out the right side of my face
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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