did you get engaged???
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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