I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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