dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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