I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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