Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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