yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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