This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
you will always have a special place in my vag
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
im calling her cock vulture from now on
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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