piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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