She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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