it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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