what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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