Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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