So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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