At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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