Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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