Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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