just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Do vagina's smell?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
