Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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