All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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