Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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