For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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