this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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