You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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