Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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