Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
you never un-have a 4some
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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