what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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