I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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