He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I have aggressive nipples.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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