it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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