I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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