the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
there is glitter all over my balls
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