That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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