I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Boobs speak an international language.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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