When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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