They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...