Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(616): View more from Michigan

who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss

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(301): View more from Maryland

do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?

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(828): View more from North Carolina

my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.

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(561): View more from Florida

if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.

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(310): View more from California

Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.

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(585): View more from New York

She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months

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