But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome