Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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