Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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