I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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