seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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