at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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